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	<description>Taking prisoners and eating them for breakfast.</description>
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		<title>An eternal question is answered.</title>
		<link>http://www.ashrants.com/?p=61</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 19:10:49 +0000</pubDate>
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I know, I know, it has been awhile since I&#8217;ve made a blog post but the folks at Valis have been slacking and yelping the excuse about work keeping them from servicing me but the holidays and that eternal question have forced their hand.  heheheh
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<p>I know, I know, it has been awhile since I&#8217;ve made a blog post but the folks at Valis have been slacking and yelping the excuse about work keeping them from servicing me but the holidays and that eternal question have forced their hand.  heheheh</p>
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		<title>Enhanced Interrogations R Us &#8211; EIRUS</title>
		<link>http://www.ashrants.com/?p=57</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 17:51:30 +0000</pubDate>
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If torture has value then why not use it at home?
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<p>If torture has value then why not use it at home?</p>
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		<title>Gulf War Dance</title>
		<link>http://www.ashrants.com/?p=49</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 14:58:42 +0000</pubDate>
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Here is a music video I dug up from the archives.   It was written back during Gulf War I.
Things change yet stay the same.
Enjoy!
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<p style="text-align: left;">Here is a music video I dug up from the archives.   It was written back during Gulf War I.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Things change yet stay the same.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Enjoy!</p>
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		<title>Sham Wow!</title>
		<link>http://www.ashrants.com/?p=40</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 18:29:33 +0000</pubDate>
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Remixing corporate weasels with Vince of ShamWow fame to an original track laid down by the Asphalt Potato Jam Band.  Can you dig it?

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<p style="text-align: left;"><span class="description">Remixing corporate weasels with Vince of ShamWow fame to an original track laid down by the Asphalt Potato Jam Band.  Can you dig it?<br />
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		<title>Hockey Night in Canada</title>
		<link>http://www.ashrants.com/?p=37</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 13:57:32 +0000</pubDate>
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Ahhhhh, the glory of Hockey!
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Ahhhhh, the glory of Hockey!</p>
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		<title>&#8220;Control&#8221; Asphalt Potato Music</title>
		<link>http://www.ashrants.com/?p=27</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 15:25:37 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
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Here is some music recorded &#8216;live off of the floor&#8217; a few years ago.  Improvised of course!
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<p>Here is some music recorded &#8216;live off of the floor&#8217; a few years ago.  Improvised of course!</p>
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		<title>What&#8217;s Wrong With This Picture?</title>
		<link>http://www.ashrants.com/?p=18</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 16:31:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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Hey all.  Looks like I finally got my web cam to work.  Damned driver issues.  Speaking of driving issues, what&#8217;s wrong with General Motors?  Sheeh&#8230;
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<p>Hey all.  Looks like I finally got my web cam to work.  Damned driver issues.  Speaking of driving issues, what&#8217;s wrong with General Motors?  Sheeh&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Bailouts!</title>
		<link>http://www.ashrants.com/?p=12</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 21:20:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Yeah I&#8217;m A Rock Star Too</title>
		<link>http://www.ashrants.com/?p=5</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 20:32:41 +0000</pubDate>
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Yeah yeah.  It&#8217;s a Christmas video.  It&#8217;s old, but it&#8217;s a good way for me to test these stupid internets.  It&#8217;s all a vehicle for me to deliver the raw truth:  diced and sliced and cooked up just the way you like it, or not.
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<p style="text-align: left;">Yeah yeah.  It&#8217;s a Christmas video.  It&#8217;s old, but it&#8217;s a good way for me to test these stupid internets.  It&#8217;s all a vehicle for me to deliver the raw truth:  diced and sliced and cooked up just the way you like it, or not.</p>
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		<title>Hello world!</title>
		<link>http://www.ashrants.com/?p=1</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 13:35:25 +0000</pubDate>
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My website is finally coming online.  Bravo to the guys at Valis Inc.  It&#8217;s only been YEARS!
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<p>My website is finally coming online.  Bravo to the guys at Valis Inc.  It&#8217;s only been YEARS!</p>
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